Tag: dear lucky

Cher Wants to Dress Chic for Cheap

Dear Lucky, My family is having trouble because of the recession, and they can’t afford to get me the newest doggie styles. How can I still look fashionable? -Cher, Los Angeles, CA Dear Cher, You’re lucky – retro is in! Have your parents dig out those collars from when they

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Jacob Doesn’t Want to be Santa Cat!

Dear Lucky, My parents bought me a Santa outfit and they think I look adorable in it. They dress me in that red jacket, hat, and boots all the time during the holiday season. I think it’s embarrassing, and the boots make it impossible to walk! How do I avoid

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Baxter Asks For Relationship Advice

Dear Lucky, I’m a friendly feline looking for a female companion. I’ve gone on some dates and each time I thought I did everything right – I held the door open and paid for the treats – but when I went in for a lick, I got nothing! One Tabby

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Serendipity’s Got Piddle Problems

Dear Lucky, So here is my situation. I’m a new mother, and one of my pups piddles on the carpet whenever he gets excited (which is a lot!). All his siblings have been potty trained for weeks now, and I’m starting to worry. Is there anything I can do to

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Terracotta Needs to Play

Dear Lucky, I’m bored!  My humans are getting married next week in our backyard, so the whole yard is covered with material for the wedding. No one wants me outside right now, and I’m so bored inside! Though I’m excited for the wedding, I’m a Great Dane, and I need

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Daniel Dislikes the Shag Carpet

Dear Lucky, My humans threw away my favorite textile rug, and in its place is ugly, wall-to-wall, red shag carpet! I don’t know how to broach the subject to them, but it really is the most hideous thing I’ve ever seen. How can I tell them it’s ugly without hurting

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