Dear Lucky,
I have a huge crush on the pretty Shih Tzu down the street, but I don’t know how to approach her. The thing is, she has such cuter outfits than me, and I’m afraid she’ll judge me on my lack of canine style. What should I wear that will make her bark with desire?
– Ronnie, Boston, MA
Dear Ronnie,
I hate to say it, but it’s not your outer appearance you need to work on. You need to realize that if this glamorous Shih Tzu does not like you for you, then it isn’t worth it. Learn to love yourself for you and others will follow. P.S.: If you want to wear something cute for yourself, though, a little plaid hat a la Justin Timberlake might do the trick!