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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:)
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
2. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
3. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog’s parents never visit.
6. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
7. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
10. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.