With the Anthony Weiner Scandal finally beginning to wind down, let’s see if this crisis could have been averted by consulting the sagacious advice of Wendy Diamond’s best selling book, “How to Understand Men Through their Dogs.”
We’re sure that no one would contest that Congressman Anthony Weiner is certainly of the Dachshund category (that’s a wiener dog for those of you who haven’t done their doggie diligence). On the Weiner dog Diamond almost prophetically writes, “Have you ever hear the saying ‘Good things come in small packages’? That’s what you can expect from Mr. Dachshund!” The Dachshund man, according to Diamond, is a trickster with a mischievous streak, and in fitting Weiner style displays odd behavior when “in the mood”.
Dachshunds employ antisocial mating rituals in which the male secludes himself alone in his den perhaps pursuing online relationships from the safety of his doggie bed. If that doesn’t sound like our canine congressman then what does?!
But don’t worry ladies hope is not lost! President Obama is the proud owner of a Portuguese Water Dog. These pups are known to be loyal, brave, and to have an even temperament. And best of all, Portuguese Water Dogs mate for life! At least the White (Dog) House is in good paws!
Next time a man tries to introduce you to his wiener dog, remember the example of the doggone politicians, and make an informed decision by consulting “How to Understand Men Through Their Dogs” available at amazon.com