The type of pet a woman owns says a lot about her. We are all familiar with dogs and what type of owner best suits certain breeds; Golden Retrievers thrive with outdoorsy, athletic types and showier dogs like Afghan Hounds or Bichons thrive with fashion–oriented, prima donna types. There are so many books on the market exploring the human/dog affinity, but how do you find out about the personality traits of women who have exotic pets?
Look no further, I have created an expert list of some common exotic pets and the women who love them!
The Tarantula Woman: Despite an intimidating appearance, tarantulas are quiet, need fairly little space to live comfortably, and must be handled with care due to a fragile disposition. Women who keep tarantulas as pets appear to be overbearing and aggressive, but are deceptively low-maintenance. They are comfortable with living alone in a small, non-fussy apartment and get freaked out when exposed to new and unfamiliar social situations. Avoid first dates to pretentiously formal social events! Your delicate arachnid will crack under the social pressure.
The Beta-Babe: Who doesn’t love the beauty and allure of exotic fish? A woman who has exotic species like red devils, koi, and clown fish exhibit an appreciation for the finer things in life. The Beta-Babe may appear to be charming, beautiful and well-groomed with minimal effort, but looks aren’t always what they seem. Like the exotic fish in her aquarium, the Beta-Babe requires a lot of maintenance and behind-the-scenes preening to keep her in top form. If you are attracted to the type of girl who can get ready for a casual date to the movies in under two hours, beware! Swimming with this high-maintenance female will have you floating belly-up!
Shellies: Turtles are sweet, unassuming creatures who are content to spend all day nestled snugly in their shells. Like their amphibian counterparts, Shellies are cased in an invisible barrier designed to keep creeps, liars, and cheating men out! Shellies are blessed with intelligence far beyond their years. Trial, error, and human experience have afforded these types of women with a sense of clarity about what they want out of life. They want a guy who is stable and easy to get along with. They give bonus points for guys who maintain discipline in their personal and business affairs.
The Ferret Female: Like their pets, women who own ferrets are mischievous, high-spirited, pranksters. Nocturnal creatures by nature, these pets sleep up to eighteen hours a day. Similarly, ferret women usually keep night jobs. When they are awake, they are very sweet and affectionate and fun to be around. However, ferret females can be very conniving, especially when she wants to sink her claws into a man! If your ferret woman starts “accidentally” leaving things like feminine products, key pieces of her wardrobe, and little tchotckes that add a “feminine touch” to your bachelor pad whenever she comes to visit, take special note. She is slowly and very deliberately making your personal space – her personal space.
Guinea For Your Thoughts: Guinea pig lovers are very similar to their pets. They are extremely intelligent, lovable, and social. They love to eat and solve complex puzzles. Guinea pigs squeal and make lots of noise and so does the Guinea woman! If you love a girl who has a hearty laugh and knows how to have a good time, then the Guinea girl is the right one for you!
Guys, you’ll be safe in knowing that simply asking a woman non-invasive questions like her name and what type of pet she owns will give you enough information to quickly discern whether or not she is worth engaging in further conversation. Let alone venturing out on what could turn out to be an uncomfortably awkward first date!
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